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OK, get ready for the cheesiest pick up lines ever!
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Absolutely Original Corny Chat Up Lines

 

Are you a car exhaust? Because You’re smoking!

Are you glue? Because I’m stuck on you!

Are you a pizza? Because I crust want to know you!

Can I tie your shoe laces?
So you won’t fall for anyone after me.

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Did you just stop gravity? Because I think I fell for you.

Are you ketchup? Because I relish you.

Are you a salsa? Because you’re so saucy.

Are you a meteor? because you rock my world.

Are you a doctor? Can you tell me if I’m hot?

I think the lights went out, I can’t see anything but you.

Were you just eating chocolate (gums, candies etc), because your smile is so sweet.

 

Even More Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

I thought I’d tasted all the sweets in the world, but I think I missed you.

You’re going to have to come with me. Why?

Because valuables are not supposed be left unattended.

Are you a dentist? because I can’t smile without you.

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You must be extra virgin olive oil? Because you’re good for my heart.

Are you here with terrorists? because you’re a bomb.

Do you know first aid? because i think i’m drowning in your love.

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Excuse me, why am I playing so hard to get?

Can I share a secret with you? I usually play very hard to get.

Excuse me but I think you’re in the wrong place.
The beautiful model convention is next door.

You must be a good investment, because you’re sure getting a lot of interest around here.

Are you a thriller movie? Because when I see you my heart beats faster.

Did you swallow a torch? Because your eyes light up the room.

Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
I’m father Christmas and I would like to merry you.

Can I just check something? (Now look at the back of her neck.)
I’m just looking for a label, I wanted to see if you were made in heaven.

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